Costanza Gift Set
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Costanza Gift Set

DRAKE GENERAL STORE
$22.50 $37.50

What a better way to celebrate Festivus for the rest of us!

This set includes:

Seinfeld: Festivus Celebration Kit

Seinfeld: Serenity Now Talking Button

Peg Ornament - George

 

RETAIL VALUE - $49.95

ON SALE - $35

 

Product details

Seinfeld: Festivus Celebration Kit

Celebrate Festivus – the Seinfeld holiday “for the rest of us”– with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:

  • 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
  • 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
  • 2 magnets

Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 “The Story of Festivus”: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . . . out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 “The Festivus Pole”: There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 “The Airing of Grievances”: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
Button 4 “The Feats of Strength”: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let’s rumble!

Seinfeld: Serenity Now Talking Button

Get some “Serenity Now!” with the help of Frank Costanza. Experience instant gratification with this kit inspired by the immortal phrase from one of the greatest TV comedies of all time, Seinfeld. Kit includes:

  • “Serenity Now!” button, which plays audio from Seinfeld of Jerry Stiller in the role of Frank Costanza
  • 2 magnets

Peg Ornament - George

Neurotic and self-loathing, George is the master of second hand embarrassment. While this loveable loser was made to be put on the tree, he'd also be pretty content under your desk too.